convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
Why Paul can't sleep at night.
Paul: *trying to sleep*
Niall: PAUL! It's 2 AM, time for my snack!!
Harry: Louis Louis Louis I'm bored! Louis!
Louis: Shut up I'm on Tumblr! Ohhhh, Harry nudes!
Paul: Louis close that!
Zayn: Does my hair look better up or down? I can't sleep ugly. I mean, who actually sleeps ugly?!
Liam: *waves at camera* Late night love with Liam! Thank you guys for watching even though you should be sleeping! Wait, Paul, what if I influence them to miss school? NO NO, you guys have to log off!
Paul: Liam get off the camera!
Louis: Harry did you get smaller?
Paul: Harry put your boxers back on!
Harry: But Paul, it's liberating!!
Zayn: Hello! I need someone's opinion! It's only 8 more hours before I start DM'ing, I need to sleep!
Paul: Then go to bed!
Zayn: But I can't sleep UGLY!!
Niall: *crying* Paul, where's all the chicken??
Liam: You guys are horrible! The square root of 69 is definatly NOT a number!
Louis: Ew Harry, the girls on Tumblr are right, you're a faggot!
Harry: You are too!! Paul, Louis' being mean again!
Zayn: *rocking back and forth* you look beautiful Zayn. Beautiful.
Paul: I need a new job..
Don't ever hesitate. There's hope.
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person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
me at school: I'll work on this at home
me at home: I'll work on this at school