babyminaj: this movie
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
our generation's children's names are going to...
: "TEN, ELEVEN, RORY, RIVER, COME HERE SUPER TIME IS READY."
: "MOFFAT GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE TOILET."
: "KATNISS RUE NO WHAT R U DOING."
: "SEVERUS PRIMROSE GALE HARRY THE THIRD WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU."
: "Dumbledore those aren't potatoes."
: "SHERLOCK NO STOP. DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH."
: "Clove Amelia what did I say."
: "ALBUS MOCKINGJAY GET BACK OVER HERE."
: "Tardis, no, bad, mummy's going to get into a fit if you touch her wand collection one more time."
: "HARRY LOUIS NAILL ZAYN LIAM POTTER GET OUT OF BED."
: "SHUT UP MERLIN"
: "HERMIONE GET BACK HERE"
: "EFFIE, THAT IS MAHOGANY."
Pretend you're in the hunger games being...
Caesar: tell me, is there a special guy back home?
you: no, not really.
Caesar: I don't believe it for a sec. Look at that face; a pretty lady as you. Tell me.
you: well, there is this one guy I've had a crush on forever.
Caesar: I tell you what, you go out there and you win this thing and when you get home he has to go out with you. Right folks ? HAHAHAHA!
you: Thanks, but I don't think winning is going help me at all.
Caesar: and why not
you: because... he is fictional.
deaths: I don’t want to go to school tomorrow I don’t want to go to school ever
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
me: no not you
josheeta: when cato died someone started clapping and then someone else shouted out to them WHEN YOU DIE IM GOING TO START CLAPPING
asheswillfly: Peeta Mellark is a testament to the fact that if you stalk someone for a long enough amount of time, you will eventually get them to fall in love with you
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and i am wasting my teenage years on the internet
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
cassjaytuck: Saying you don’t like the way Josh Hutcherson portrays Peeta Mellark is like saying you don’t like the way Peeta Mellark portrays Peeta Mellark.
dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.
clavid: can you say homeschooled